Dougal Springer lives on his own planet in his bean-shaped head, where he’s the sexiest man alive. He also resembles a planet with his rotund girth filling up the room and clearing it with his unpleasant odor and presence. Dougal was raised with a silver spoon up his ass, that remains jammed up there to this day. He waits for others to do simple, mundane tasks for him, such as operating a microwave, while he sits on his ass, shoving burgers and Hennessy into his face and playing with his dolls, which resemble his “Schmoodars.”

Dougal has his sights set on various attractive men in Pink Top City, which he refers to as his “Schmoodars.” Tristan, Fabien, and Jaxon are his biggest targets. Dougal has been after Tristan since he was only a young boy, and he will stop at nothing to have him in his grubby, sausage fingers. Deimos Katsaros and Celeste Marcella are thorns in his big fat behind as they throw a wrench into his schemes.

Although he has no EP (He considers himself too superior for that), Dougal is a considerable, menacing force to reckon with. He is splashing around in his parents’ fortune and blowing it like a whale on frivolous golden suits, pirate ships, and whatever else to get his “Schmoodars,” only to fail miserably.

Dougal greatly overestimates himself in all aspects of his life, not just physically. Dougal thinks of himself as a tech genius, but he doesn’t know how to copy and paste on a computer. He is also working on a video game called “Harkuo-Chan and the Magic Rainbow Boots,” but farts around all day, trolling and chasing men who hate him instead, and complaining he has “no time.”

Dougal speaks in British slang and bores his cold, black gaze on all who cross him. He’s like a dog with a bone and will never let anything go. Having always gotten what he wants all his life, he won’t stop until he gets what he wants, until either you or him are dead.