Chapter Sixty-Nine: Butt Pirate Dougal

Chapter 69

Butt Pirate Dougal

Dougal tossed Tristan, Fabien, and Jaxon on his bed. He stood before them licking his lips.

Dougal: “Hello, my sexy schmoodars. Sorry to keep you waiting. Who wants to wank Daddy off first?”

He eyed them hungrily. Tristan swallowed hard as the fear overtook him, seeing this big hulking man stand before the three of them, and there was nothing he could do.

Jaxon: “No one wants to fuck an ugly beached whale.”

He pouted.

Dougal: “Yeah, well, ‘no’ doesn’t exist in Dougie’s playtime fun… and neither do safe words. Those are for pussies!”

He said loftily. Tristan shuddered with dread recalling Dougal echoing what he told him and Deimos when they were seventeen.

Dougal: “And this ship was designed so neither Deimos nor Craig can save ya!”

He added for good measure. Fabien knit his eyebrows. Tristan glared at him.

Jaxon scoffed.

Jaxon: “What about my Green Queen?”

He laughed.

Dougal: “No clue who that is, love! Now…”

He slid off Fabien’s flip-flops and pulled off Tristan’s shoes and his sheer socks. Tristan swallowed the lump forming in his throat. He had to think and not anger Dougal. He had to buy time until help came or he could get this collar off. Dougal turned to Jaxon with a wide grin.

Jaxon: “Eww, stop looking at me.”

He groused at him. Dougal pulled his cowboy boots off and peeled his socks off. The smell of sweat and a cheesy odor filled the cabin. Tristan and Fabien scrunched their noses. Tristan looked away and gagged. Dougal smiled as he inhaled the aroma.

Dougal: “Men’s feet are supposed to stink. Why don’t either of yours?!”

He snapped at Tristan and Fabien.

Jaxon: “Hey! My feet don't stink!”

He rasped.

Fabien: “Ugh, yes, they do, Jaxon. It’s not as bad as Craig’s feet… and definitely not Jaclyn’s. I think Tristan is going to hurl.”

He looked at Tristan who looked nauseated.

Tristan: “It’s not JUST his footstink but I am being kidnapped by someone who groomed me when I was a kid!”

He cried.

Dougal put his arm around the three and kissed their heads.

Dougal: “Don’t fret, sexy! My feet stink way more than yours!”

He crooned to Jaxon.

Jaxon: “Don't you DARE take off your shoes!”

He barked.

Dougal grabbed Jaxon’s feet and started licking them. Dougal then sucked on Jaxon’s toes.

Jaxon: “NOOO! EWWW! STOP!”

He shuddered with disgust. Tristan winced and Fabien’s mouth twisted with disgust.

Dougal: “NOW you lick their feet!”

He commanded. He lifted Tristan’s and Fabien’s legs, shoving their feet in Jaxon’s face.

Jaxon: “You want me to turn them on?!”

He chuckled, surprisingly. Tristan gnashed his teeth and Fabien shuddered.

Dougal: “LICK. THEIR. FEET!”

He reiterated slowly.

Jaxon nodded and leaned forward, pressing his face to their feet and rolling his tongue down their soles. He started with Tristan and moved along to Fabien. Tristan shuddered and let out a shriek. Fabien jolted and shivered.

Tristan: “OH GOD! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Fabien: “HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEAHAHAHAHAHA!”

The two men laughed as his tongue danced all over their soft soles. Jaxon glided his tongue across their feet and was glad it wasn't Dougal's. The two men laughed hysterically. Fabien shivered all over and hated to admit this felt pretty nice.

Tristan: “PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

He laughed hard and flopped on the bed. Jaxon's tongue glided all over their feet, his tongue strokes stroking his ego. Fabien laughed and bit his bottom lip.

Fabien: “HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!”

Tristan wheezed in between laughing.

Tristan: “NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!”

Jaxon chuckled.

Jaxon: “Hey, this isn't that bad.”

He licked all over their toes. Tristan screamed with laughter and Fabien laughed followed by a moan.

Dougal grabbed Jaxon and sucked on his neck, taking Tristan and Fabien down with him. Tristan gasped and panted as the licking and tickling stopped, and suddenly four hundred pounds of blubber were on top of the three. He smelled like he hadn’t seen a shower in days. Tristan’s panic and anxiety soared, rehashing what Dougal did to him when he was younger.

Jaxon: “ARGH! Get off us, whale lord!”

He screamed.

Fabien: “God, do you ever SHOWER?!”

He groused as he got a waft of Dougal’s body odor. Jaxon gagged and wheezed, feeling like he was going to die under the heavy crushing weight and foul odors. Tristan’s heart hammered in his chest. His eyes darted to the door, hoping Deimos and Celeste would come to rescue them.

~

Celeste, Deimos, and Percy followed the pirate ship float.

Celeste: “Why did you knock out Craig, Percy?”

Percy: “Because he’s deadweight and an idiot. I don’t want him bringing more harm to my ice prince OR my sidekick, but especially my ice prince!”

Deimos: “I reluctantly agree.”

He said evenly.

They came to a stop when they reached the ship.

Deimos: “If you land on the side of the ship, you get shocked, so you have to jump right on it as that Darashinai did.”

He explained.

Percy: “Right, I will grab you two and jump on the ship!”

He grabbed Celeste and Deimos in his arms, dashed, and leapt into the air. Celeste’s and Deimos’ excitement soared as they ascended into the air and closer to rescuing Tristan and Fabien. Percy slowly descended onto the ship’s desk, landing softly on the surface. He released both Celeste and Deimos.

Darashinai stood before them. Before she could act, Percy zipped up to her and delivered a fast side kick, slicing her in half. Her blood splashed up on Percy’s face. He smirked widely as her other half fell to the floor and her blood and guts spilled everywhere. Percy spread his arms out and bowed.

Percy: “Thank you, thank you very much!”

He said proudly. Deimos and Celeste looked unimpressed.

Suddenly, a blow was delivered to Percy’s stomach, crashing him into a pillar. Blood came out of his mouth as the wind was knocked out of him and he crashed face down onto the floor. Standing before them was Kraken Darashinai. She had a cephalopod head, octopus tentacles resembling a beard, and crab claws for hands with long tendrils on the tips. Celeste’s jaw dropped and Deimos glared at her.

Celeste: “This fat pig got more than ONE?!”

Percy groaned and clasped his hand over his head. He raised his head to glare at the hideous sight before him. He rose and dusted himself off.

Percy: “Looks like Daddy’s boy has been spending his father’s money wisely.”

He said wryly. He zipped after her and she slashed her hand, cutting Percy’s face vertically and blood dripped down.

Percy: “...My, my, playing rough, are we?”

He chuckled and brushed the blood away, bracing his feet apart ready for a battle.

Celeste: ‘Enough with the fucking ballet, Percy! This thing is stronger than the first one!”

She barked.

Darashinai: “Lemme wrap you in my tentacles for a good fuckin’!”

Celeste: “Deimos, get behind us and heal us when you can!”

She ordered. Deimos nodded and got behind them.

The Darashinai shot her tentacles at Celeste and Percy as they tried to block her attacks. The tentacles slashed at their clothes and burned their skin as they made contact. The Darashin thrust her claw at Celeste. She ducked and the claws slashed at Percy’s stomach.

Percy: “Ohohohoho! Kinky, are we?”

He licked his lips. Deimos glared at him. What is wrong with this fucking clown? He wondered.

The Darashinai slashed at Celeste. She grabbed her arm and delivered a butterfly kick to her face. She staggered back with each blow and crashed down onto the ground. The Darashinai wheezed as she tried to catch her breath.

Percy dangled his kukri blade on a leather cord, swung it over his head, and threw it at Darashinai, slicing off one of her arms. Darashinai screamed a ghastly scream. Percy cackled manically.

She shot her tentacles and wrapped them around Celeste and Percy. Both were caught off guard and Celeste winced when one of the slimy tentacles landed on her cheek. Percy struggled against his bonds and chuckled.

Percy: “Tentacles, huh? Never tried it but am open to being wrapped up by the right ice prince!”

The laughter died on his lips when he saw a current of electricity course through the tentacles and shock the two. Celeste and Percy screamed in pain.

Deimos stepped back. He had to think quickly. He saw the barrels and ran to them. He withdrew his switchblade, pressed the button to eject the blade, and cut the rope. He shoved the barrels toward Darashinai; they crashed into her, sending her face down on the ground and releasing Celeste and Percy, who collapsed to the floor, currents of electricity going through them.

Deimos rushed and stood before them. He raised his hands and concentrated. Purple glows surrounded the two and swirled around them healing their wounds and restoring their health.

Celeste: “Thanks, Deimos!”

Percy: “Yes…, thank you.”

He nodded.

The Darashinai rose from the barrels, smashed them and charged after them. Celeste leapt up, landed on the floor with her hand, swerved it and grabbed Darashinai between her ankles. She lifted her off the ground and slammed her with a great thud, cracking the floorboards and crashing down to the other floor. Jaxon’s eyes lit up with a big grin when he glanced up to see Celeste’s panties as she landed down. Tristan’s green eyes sparkled to see Deimos and Celeste.

They landed down to see Dougal shirtless and struggling to undo his pants. Deimos bared his teeth, glaring at Dougal with a burning hatred.

Dougal: “I’m struggling with me pants!”

He whined. Percy slashed at him, cutting the belt off and his pants to slide to the floor. Dougal raised his legs, trying to shake the pants and boots off.

Dougal: “I’m stuck! How will the choo-choo go into the hole?!”

He stomped his feet, throwing a tantrum. Fabien and Jaxon laughed. Deimos rushed to him and delivered a hard kick to Dougal’s stomach. The impact of the blow made Dougal throw up. He crashed on the floor in his vomit, and the ground trembled. Deimos dashed to Tristan, unsnapping his collar and unshackling his cuffs.

Tristan: “DEIMOS!”

He cried as he wrapped his arms around him. The two gazed into each other’s eyes and then kissed. Percy pouted and stomped his foot.

Percy: “Pardon moi, but I was supposed to rescue my ice price! Where is my kiss?!”

He sneered and clasped his hand over his chest. Deimos rolled his eyes.

Celeste uncuffed Fabien. He petted her and she smiled. He looked around for Craig and was relieved he wasn’t here. He didn’t want him to get more injured.

Celeste: “You can rescue Jaxon! I saved him just for you!”

She put her hand out to him. Percy laughed.

Percy: “Aren’t you the funny one, my warrior princess?”

Jaxon: “What?! I want you to save me!”

He pouted at Celeste. Percy chuckled and undid Jaxon’s cuffs. Jaxon pouted and mumbled a quick “thanks.”

The rubble below them shook and Kraken Darashinai rose with a roar. Her tentacles shot out at them.

Celeste: “SHIT!”

Tristan waved his hand shooting ice blades to cut them in half and stomped his foot. Darashinai froze as she slowly turned to ice.

Darashinai: “Sh-Shiver me timbers!”

She stammered as the ice encumbered her. Tristan exhaled slowly. Celeste sauntered over and delivered a hard punch shattering Darashinai into several pieces. Jaxon applauded her.

Jaxon: “Whewwww! Nice goin’ Celeste!”

Dougal staggered to get up and run.

Percy: “Like Hell, you’re going to run, you fat piggy! I think I will have roast pork for dinner and I don’t eat meat!”

He cackled and chased after Dougal.

Jaxon: “Get him! Slice up that fat pig!”

He cheered.

Dougal jumped off the ship and landed face down. Percy jumped down and smiled as Dougal whimpered as he crawled away. Deimos, Tristan, Celeste, Fabien, and Jaxon got off the ship. Percy charged after Dougal and raised his blade. When he was about to land, a first mate Darahshinai punched him in the chest; the impact sent Percy tumbling and crashing into a tree.

Celeste: “HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKERS DO YOU HAVE?!”

She barked. Dougal popped off his boots and socks and ran away squealing. Percy dashed to him, but the Darashinai stood in his way. She reached out to grab Percy but he jumped and she grabbed Jaxon’s arm, breaking it and almost tearing it off. Jaxon rasped and cried out in pain, at the top of his lungs.

Jaxon: “ARRGGGGGGHHHHH! YOU STUPID UGLY SLUT BITCH!”

He roared, glaring at the Darashinai with burning hatred and disgust. Percy gasped and cupped his mouth.

Dougal: “Can’t save him and get me, ya lousy kraut!”

He taunted him. Percy raised his head and glowered at Dougal. He knelt to Jaxon cupping his face as he trembled and convulsed in pain and blood. Tristan swallowed hard and tried to remain calm.

Percy: “It’s okay, darling. I’m here. I will help you.”

He crooned. Dougal laughed and ran away.

The Darashinai charged after them and raised her fist. Suddenly, a giant ball of ice landed on her, crushing her to death. An eyeball, a hand, blood, and grey balls spurted from the ice ball. Tristan exhaled slowly.

Percy: “Deimos, please heal him.”

He begged him. Deimos looked away and glared at Percy.

Deimos: “No, I’ve done my part. I saved Tristan. We’re done.”

He said coldly. Percy bared his teeth at him. Tristan cupped his mouth wanting to say something to Deimos but knew it was futile. Celeste knelt to Jaxon. Jazon wheezed and tried to reach out to her with his other hand. She grasped it.

Celeste: “He will lose a lot of blood.”

Deimos: “And?”

Fabien: “How are we going to laugh?”

Deimos: “What, Maxx is not enough?”

Percy shook his head, losing his patience with Deimos.

He saw Lazaros and Ashley sauntering with their stuff in hand to leave the fair for today. Percy zipped over, grabbed Ashley, and brought them to them with his knife to their throat. Ashley gasped and froze with fear as they suddenly found themselves in danger. Lazaros screamed and dropped their stuff to the ground. He rushed to to them, slipping off his gloves. Tristan cupped his mouth. Celeste blinked and Deimos froze narrowing his eyes at Percy.

Percy: “DON’T you DARE remove your gloves, Lazaros!”

He barked. Ashley’s bottom lip trembled as they looked at Lazaros with fear in their eyes.

Ashley: “L-Lazaros!”

They sobbed pleadingly at him.

Percy: “Deimos, you heal Jaxon right now or I will slaughter your brother’s fat sow girlfriend!”

He said slowly. Deimos bore his hateful glare on Percy. Lazaros panted and his bottom lip trembled.

Lazaros: “Deimos, do it! I couldn’t bear anything happening to Ashley!”

He sobbed as Percy pressed the blade to Ashley’s neck. Ashley recoiled with fear, with tears streaming down their cheeks.

Tristan: “Deimos, please!”

He put his hands on Deimos giving him a beseeching look. Deimos looked away and tightly pursed his lips. Fabien cupped his mouth.

Deimos knelt to Jaxon and put his hands out to him concentrating. A purple glow surrounded his body as the wound in his arm healed, and his other arms mended the broken bones, flesh, and sealed his wounds. Deimos collapsed when he finished. Tristan knelt to him and held him close. Celeste held Deimos, too.

Jaxon inhaled and exhaled deeply with relief, bouncing back with energy.

Jaxon: “Ah, good as new!”

He grinned and stretched out.

Jaxon: “Oh, shit what happened to him?”

He looked down at Deimos.

Tristan: “He used a lot of his energy to heal your wounds. They were critical.”

He replied evenly.

Jaxon: “Well, he did the world a favour saving me! Here, for saving my life and all that!”

He reached into his jeans and pulled out a wallet, handing Tristan several hundred dollar notes.

Tristan: “Uhm, thank you.”

He said awkwardly and shifted his eyes. He accepted the money.

Jaxon: “No need to kill the cutie, Percy, I’m fine!”

He flicked his gaze to Ashley and waved his hand. Percy released Ashley and shoved them to Lazaros, who held them close. Ashley gripped Lazaros tightly, burying their face in his chest and panting with tears. Lazaros sobbed as he held them close.

Percy: “Thank you, Deimos.”

He said coolly and nodded. He glanced at the ice ball on the crushed Darashinai and smirked.

Percy: “You do beautiful killing, my ice prince!”

He did a chef’s kiss. He then bowed. Tristan bowed his head.

Percy: “Adieu.”

He jumped back and disappeared into the night.

Jaxon: “Hey! Where’s my ride?!”

He pouted.

Lazaros: “Because of YOU, I almost lost Ashley!”

He bawled at Jaxon. Ashley clung to Lazaros tightly like a scared kitten.

Jaxon: “Because of Ashley, I’m alive!”

He grinned smugly. Ashley gaped at him, taken aback.

Ashley: “You’re worse than Maxx!”

They cried. Jaxon glared at them.

Jaxon: “WORSE than that thing?!”

He stepped closer to them.

Lazaros: “Stay away from Ashley! I would have died if something happened to them!”

He cried. Ashley glanced up at Lazaros with tears.

Ashley: “Aww, Lazaros!”

They sobbed into his chest.

Celeste pointed to something in the forest.

Celeste: “Who is that woman?”

They looked and no one was there.

Tristan: “Woman?”

Celeste: “She was there. She wore a poncho like the one Ashley wears and had the same ombre hair they have.”

She replied evenly. Ashley froze and went pale.

Ashley: “Wh-What?! You saw my mom?!”

They gasped, leaping to their feet and looking towards the forest. Lazaros joined them. There was no one there. Ashley ran into the woods to look for her.

Ashley: “MOM?!”

They called out, looking around their surroundings.

Lazaros put his hand on Ashley’s shoulder.

Lazaros: “Are you okay, Ashley?”

He asked softly. Ashley gripped Lazaros’ hands.

Ashley: “She saw my mom, Lazaros! She’s here!”

They gasped, looking around for the woman. Lazaros looked around and everything was silent. Ashley’s hopeful glint died down once more as they were met with dark trees and silence.

Ashley: “...I-I don’t understand.”

They embraced themself. Lazaros embraced them. Ashley hugged him back.

Lazaros: “I’m here for you… Maybe someday this will all make sense.”

He sighed. Ashley smiled a bit.

Ashley: “Thank you, Lazaros… I’m so lucky to have you.”

They kissed his cheek. Lazaros flushed and put his arm around them.

Lazaros: “Let’s head back. I’m sure Deimos, Celeste, and Tristan are worried about you.”

He smiled tightly. Ashley smiled and nodded, taking his hand.

Ashley: “All right, let’s go back!”

When they headed back, Deimos was still on the ground with Tristan and Celeste by his side. Ashley knit their eyebrows at Deimos. Jaxon was there and Craig joined them wrapping his arms around Fabien.

Fabien: “CRAIG!”

Craig: “FAB!”

He cried, holding him tightly in his big arms. Fabien kissed him deeply.

Celeste carried Deimos in her arms.

Celeste: “Hey, Ash, you brought your bigass car, right? Can you give us a lift? We got here by taxi and I don’t think Deimos wants to be passed out in one.”

She asked them. Ashley held their hand up.

Ashley: “Say no more! There’s no way I would leave him like that! I’ll take you guys home and bake some cookies and tea for you!”

They smiled warmly. Lazaros smiled genially.

Tristan: “Thank you, Ashley. Deimos needs some rest, so he won’t have any of that until he wakes up.”

He nodded. Ashley smiled and nodded.

Ashley: “It’s the least I can do for him!”

Fabien: “Craig drove us here so we’re going to split.”

He nodded and took his big arm.

Craig: “Catch ya!”

He waved and walked away with Fabien, protectively under his big arm.

Jaxon: “Hey! What about me?!”

He pouted at everyone as they headed off to their cars.

Lazaros: “You… YOU CAN GO TO HELL!”

He bellowed at him.

Jaxon: “I would go to hell if I had a ride!”

He quipped sarcastically.

Lazaros: “I almost lost Ashley because of your negligence!”

He cried. Ashley leaned on his chest with their arms around him. Tristan was going to interject for Ashley to drive him to his new place. Know thy enemy, he thought, but he didn’t want to argue with Lazaros right now.

Lazaros kicked Jaxon into a nearby swan pond.

Jaxon: “YARGH!”

He shrieked as murky pond water drenched his clothing.

Tristan’s eyes widened. Ashley cupped their mouth and looked up at Lazaros with big eyes.

Lazaros: “Don’t show your face near Ashley ever again!”

He spat and stormed off. Ashley sauntered up to Lazaros, kissing him on the cheek.

Ashley: “My hero…”

Lazaros’ cheeks turned a bright pink and he smiled at them.

When Jaxon climbed out of the sticky, dirty water, the geese flapped their wings and honked as they chased him, snipping at him, and biting him.

Jaxon: “ARRGGHH! ARGGHHHH! HEY! NO! NOT MY DESIGNER PANTS!”

He shrieked.

Fabien laughed at the scene as Craig drove them away. Craig had to pause from laughing so hard that he couldn’t drive.

~

Ashley drove Lazaros and the trio to the Katsaros Hacienda. Deimos was weak as he tried to shower and changed into his red plaid pajamas. Tristan laid him to rest and laid by his side. Ashley was using the kitchen to bake cookies and make some tea.

Monica: “Thank you for doing this for Deimos, Ashley. He doesn’t drink tea but his boyfriend, Tristan, does. I will take it up to his bedroom.”

She said warmly.

Ashley: “It’s the least I can do for him! Oh, well, Tristan can have the tea and I can make him something else!”

They said doggedly.

Monica: “Perhaps some lemonade? I used to always make him some whenever he and Lazaros would come home after school.”

She offered.

Ashley: “Aww, that’s so sweet! You’re such a good mom! It’s nice to finally meet you!”

They beamed. Monica smiled and shook her head.

Monica: “I am not their mother. I am their Nanny. Their mother is away on a cruise with Master Giorgos.”

She said with a hint of sadness in her tone. Ashley’s eyebrows rose surprisingly.

Ashley: “Oh, my apologies! Well, they’re lucky to have you!”

They said genially.

Monica: “Thank you, Ashley, and Lazaros is lucky to have you.”

She said gently as she went into the laundry room to fold the laundry. Ashley reddened all over and resumed baking.

Ashley: “And I’m lucky to have him…”

~

Percy cackled as he drove away from the fair with Jaxon in the passenger’s seat full of goose nips, and drenched in mud and grass. Jaxon pouted with folded arms beside him.

Percy: “Have fun with your friends, my magical friend?”

He teased.

Jaxon: “NO! That hot weirdo shoved me into the lake!”

He pouted.

Percy: “He’s bitter I threatened to kill his fat sow girlfriend. Well, I had to or Deimos wouldn’t heal you!”

He laughed and shrugged.

Jaxon: “I didn’t do shit to her, why’s he coming after ME?!”

He pouted. Percy said nothing to him. All he could do was laugh. This is such a fun game, he thought.